Signs - Rough Draft

D     D      D     D

            C             G                                  A              G
And the sign says long haired freaky people.. need not apply
D                                A                         G                         A
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
Bm                                                                 G 
  He said you look like a fine outstanding young man.. I think you'll do
       D                               A                       G                  A
So I took off my hat, said imagine that.. huh, me workin' for you
 
CHORUS  
Whoa..
D                   C    G
Signs, signs, everywhere are signs
D                                  C       G
Blockin' out the scenery breakin' my mind
D                      A                                C
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
 
D     D      D     D

            C                          G                         A                     G
And the sign says anybody caught trespassin'.. will be shot on sight
     D                                     A                                  G                            A
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house.. hey, what gives you the right
    Bm                                         G
to put up and to keep me out or to keep mother nature in
   D                         A                              G                                 A
if God was here he'd tell you to your face.. man you're some kind of sinner

CHORUS  
D                   C    G
Signs, signs, everywhere are signs
D                                  C       G
Blockin' out the scenery breakin' my mind
D                      A                                C
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
 
A                                                      G
Hey now mister, can't you read.. you've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
D                          A                   G                              D  D
You can't watch no you can't eat.. you ain't supposed to be here... here..
 
And the sign says you've got to have a mambership card to get inside.. HUH
 
CHORUS (No voacals. Lead only)
 
D     D      D     D (Quietly)
 
            C             G                                      A                                      G
And the sign says everybody welcome.. come in won't you kneel down and pray
               D                                        A                   G                            A
And they passed around a plate at the end of all but I didn't have a penny to pay
      Bm                                            G 
So I got me a pen and a paper.. and I made up my own little sign
           D                        A                                G                 A
It said, thank you Lord for thinkin' about me.. I'm alive and doin' fine
 
CHORUS (2 times)
 
Whoa..
D                   C    G
Signs, signs, everywhere are signs
D                                  C       G
Blockin' out the scenery breakin' my mind
D                      A                                C
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign